the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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