is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
