I want to make a zoo with you.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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