it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
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No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".