I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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