I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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