So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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