You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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