EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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