hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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