Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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