Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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