dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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