Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I am one with the molecules
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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