Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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