it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Randomize
