So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
He kissed a someone with a penis
i used baking grease as lip gloss
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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