I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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