So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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