If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she pinky promised me she was 18
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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