Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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