did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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