..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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