just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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