Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
