Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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