OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize
