Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
we should paint friendship bongs
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