Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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