Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
thus making me awesome and them whores
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
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Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
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I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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