She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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