got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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