The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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