Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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