my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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