that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Randomize
