You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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