but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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