I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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