I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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