that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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