Only a mothe r could love this liver
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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