He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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