why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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