: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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