My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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