hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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