In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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