New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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