god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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