I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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