Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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