You're my little dorito
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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