i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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