I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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