it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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