Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I will be naked everywhere
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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